Sybil was crushed this week reading some of her mail. I/we
were insulted, cursed at, and abused. Of course some of us
enjoyed that and printed those out to use as wallpaper border.
I/we also got good and bad news, 45 people unsubscribed this
week, I/we will miss them. The good news? 1,500 subscribed :-)

When I/we read letters from children worrying about relationship
problems, The high rate of teen pregnancy forces Sybil the Mom
to surface. When I/we read letters from people in pain, 
Sympathetic Sybil surfaces. When I/we read letters from cocky 
men out to deceive the woman they're with, Sybil the castrator
surfaces. When I/we see a letter from a woman asking me how to
decide which man to choose, her husband or her two lovers, Sybil
the boxer surfaces wanting to beat the crap out of her....
In other words, I won't blow smoke up anyone's (_Y_). 
If it's condoning you're looking for, it isn't gonna
happen here. This newsletter is for entertainment purposes, to
allow I/me to vent on topics, to allow you to vent and somewhere
in between maybe help a fellow human along the way. Nuff said,
onto the mailbag..........

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A reader writes, " Sybil, my husband doesn't drink when he's
at home and only drinks on the way home from work with his 
buddies. What do you think I should do?"

Sybil Sez..... Get him a job where he can work from home.

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Fran asks, "What do I do with a  granddaughter who whines all the
time?"

Sybil Sez.. You don't say how old the child is but, as the 
adult in the situation, you have to take charge
and let her know you will not tolerate her actions.
In this case, the best way to handle it in an adult fashion
when she starts whining is to look her straight in the eye 
and let out a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA trust me, 
it'll stop her dead in her tracks-and if not, you'll feel 
better knowing you surprised the little brat..

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Jonathan writes, " Sybil, I am a 22 year old man with Bipolar
disorder. I have been on meds for the past 2 years and sleep
a lot to get away from the insanity. The meds help but I guess
this is as good as it will get. Can you tell me how to get to 
a more productive life?"

Sybil Sez.... Jonathan, Many Bipolar people do lead very
productive lives and you can too. Making sure the meds are
regulated by your doctor is the first step. Getting yourself
out of the house and involved in activities is a way to focus
on the good things in life. Join a support group if there are
any in your area and try to surround yourself with positive
people. Think of the things you CAN do and not the things you
can't. Hang in there Jonathan :-)

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I/we received many responses from readers regarding the 12 
year old and her problem. This prompted many to ask if I make
up the questions I answer and was this a real letter. Sadly,
the letter was not made up nor are all of the letters I/we 
answer. The letters are yours, the responses are "ours."

                      *********

"Sybil, I like how your mind work...great mix of sarcasm 
and humor. Keep it UP!"

Antonio says, Thank you and I always try to keep it up.

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"Dear Sybil,
Don't listen to the negative people out there...
I enjoy reading your emails...you and your personalities say 
what most of the rest of us would love to say to some of 
the people out there."

Thank-you Rebecca, I appreciate the support and I try not to
let the negative people get to me unless they're good looking
:-)
                      *********

"Sybil, I think you're an idiot and are making an ass out of
yourself." Frank

Considering a movie was made years ago called Frances The
Talking Mule, and Frank is a derivative of Frances, maybe
you better rethink this one FRANCES........

Until next time, Steven Sybil Spielberg has to run and see if 
Frank wants to do a remake....

TA-TA for now :-) 

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