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Wednesday, October 9, 2002
"For Quotes and Trivia You'll
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`o `o `o `o `o `o Fresh From The Knothole `o `o `o `o `o `o
Fellow Screen and Tube Nuts,
Hey gang, Happy Wednesday. Thanks again for all of you who
continue to flood my inbox with great emails. I love hearing
from all of you. Could you guys do me a favor and let me know
where you are from when you write? I just like to gain a
little bit of a perspective on where my readers are writing
from. You don't have to give me directions to your house or
anything, just the city, state, planet you are writing from.
It was great to see so many fellow "Family Guy" lovers out there;
you share my pain. I'm trying to branch off the whole comedy
television show commentary, so I'll do my best to work on a
little more variety in my newsletters.
However, I'm going to throw some more comedy stuff at you again
today because I've been thinking about it for the last couple
of days. I know I asked you all about your favorite SNL casts
and I got some great responses. Now I'm curious as to see what
your favorite SNL parody commercials were. Was it the Love
Toilet, Levi's Three-Legged Jeans, Colon Blow or possibly
Oops, I Crapped My Pants adult diapers? I always bust a gut
with the intelligent and creative ideas that the SNL writers
continue to come up with. What do you guys think? What are some
of your favorites?
I received a ton of responses about which movies you guys
thought had the best endings in the past five years. I've tal-
lied up the results and here is what you guys thought.
1. The Sixth Sense
2. Fight Club
3. Seven
4. American Beauty
5. Shawshank Redemption
6. Magnolia
7. Memento
8. Braveheart
9. Gladiator
10. The Others
I have to agree with all ten. And I can't believe I forgot to
include The Sixth Sense in my original newsletter!!
Keep the emails coming, everyone! And remember, you can pick your
friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's
nose.
I'm out like Sarah on Road Rules,
Squirrely
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Today's Movie Quotes
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Comedy
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Quote: "I was just checkin' the specs on the endline for the
rotary... girder... I'm retarded."
Clue: Visual comic who passed away before his time.
Drama
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Quote: "Guys, if I don't bleed to death pretty soon, I'm gonna
die of boredom."
Clue: This film features a kidnapped man who wouldn't mind
using his "weapon of choice".
Action
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Quote: "I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit,
cooperative, not a lot to
ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi
did not see it that way,
so he won't be joining us for
the rest of his life."
Clue: The first of a car battery's trilogy.
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"So you were an artist. Big deal! Elvis was an artist. But that
didn't stop him from volunteering for the military in time of
service. And that's why he's The King, and you're a schmuck."
Clue #1: Like most of his movies, the director plants the main
setting in his home
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Clue #2: This movie provides fun for the "holy" family... well,
maybe not.
Enjoy this semi-easy one... I'm not going so easy on you guys
next week :)
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Today's Quotes Answers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Comedy
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Quote: "I was just checkin' the specs on the endline for the
rotary... girder... I'm retarded."
- Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in "Tommy Boy".
Drama
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Quote: "Guys, if I don't bleed to death pretty soon, I'm gonna
die of boredom."
- Christopher Walken as Charlie Barret in "Suicide Kings".
Action
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Quote: "I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit,
cooperative, not a lot to
ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi
did not see it that way,
so he won't be joining us for
the rest of his life."
- Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber in "Die Hard".
:::::::::::::::::: Television Trivia Answer ::::::::::::::::
This popular legal series ran from the mid-'80's to the early
'90's and featured episodes entitled "Full Marital Jacket",
"New Kidney on the Block" and "Bourbon Cowboy".
Answer: L.A. Law
Have you guessed the theme yet?!
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